Butthurter's Hole

Everlasting Forgiveness

Butthurter — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:04:42 +0000

It’s been a long time since I last made a comic in Garry’s Mod. After a year or two of hiatus, I am back with one – a comic based on the 2008 movie Wanted, directed by Timur Bekmambetov.

It’s good to be back.

The Masterbaiting Spy

Butthurter — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:20:09 +0000

Adventures of Wesley Gibson

Butthurter — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 06:22:47 +0000

Should you ever bum into the world’s cutest assassin, Wesley Gibson; don’t ever point your gun at his butt.

Unless you have a kink for getting shot in the balls, ovaries, whatever it is you have.

And that is a pissed off Wesley on the job… if he is on the job?

It’s been a long time

Butthurter — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 10:57:50 +0000

How have you been? That’s right. The facility is completely operational again.

I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively. And trim out the fat.

Size matters!

Butthurter — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 03:05:30 +0000

It has been 58 hours since we last heard from the British and the Europeans. And our most important asset to the organization has been missing for the last 24 hours. We have sent a junior agent to search this man and bring him back alive at all costs. It appears our organization is under a temporary panic with all of the problems arising and this important man is nowhere near to be found to help us in our time of need. In the mean time, we still have the outer divisions to help us with any local problems in their areas, of which they will be offered a position in the government itself. Once we have found this person, the Malignant will continue to spread out and help him all the way up to the position he was once in before he had lost his war against the faces that were punched.

Any particular bit of conversation that needs to be shared with?

Butthurter — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 06:52:54 +0000

This particular question has been asked throughout centuries. And not most of it needs to be answered and or addressed to. Therefore, we have representatives to “spread out” for further details regarding what the British may have.

We have absolutely no quarrel with your organization and demand nothing in return for our end of the deal besides an unlimited supply of tea and crumpets.

This would have likely been the wiser words that they could have said to us, but instead, all we managed to receive were these:

Blasphemy! I have spilled tea all over myself over such crying shame over our deal!

Revealing of breasts or immediate request for you to leave.

Apparently, I am sipping my tea and consuming halfway through my crumpet reading all of what they have said to us. I await your move in anticipation, Mr. Sanderson.

On related news, Mr. Lemon has recently stated that any past rumours that I may have had regarding what announcement he may have in the future to be false as there is currently no related projects there is to continue the Drill project. However, this will give us as much focus over our current project that the General has been investing for us in months. Hit us with your best shot, Europe, because we can hit you better. And hit us with the best tea company you’ve got, Brits, because we have the crumpets to finish your tea parties with.

The Europeans have Spoken

Butthurter — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 11:01:08 +0000

As they have finally voiced their views regarding my organization, I now have reason to be obligated and share these photos of which were taken during their sole commitment to hunting our organization down, and instead, they appear to have fallen as bait and committed adultery with the representatives we have sent to settle our problems with their people.

I now see the error in their ways and therefore wait eagerly for the British, as they unsurprisingly appear to be in on this whole ordeal, to respond back to us with the best shot they have. We, here, will not stand down on our agreement, and from what it seems, neither will any of you.

Now let’s head back to your announcement, Mr. Lemon.

Eli Fortress

Butthurter — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:33:47 +0000

Bill’s Military Beret and Faces of L4D Survivors

Butthurter — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:19:17 +0000

That’s right! Valve has made it so that If you’ve pre-ordered Left 4 Dead 2, or doing it soon, you’ll get the exclusive military beret hat that Bill wears in L4D. So, what are you waiting for if you already have L4D2? Go equip it in your backpack now!

Also, we finally got the people who Valve modeled the faces for the survivors of both L4D games. This guy is the Coach:

Left 4 Dead 2 Trailer LEAKED

Butthurter — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:11:28 +0000

Yesterday, the new trailer to Left 4 Dead 2 has been leaked. Nobody knows (or cares) how it was leaked. So, be prepared to get teamkilled by everybody in L4D2 when Coach realizes that you were supposed to be saving their chocolate, which you had a slight change of plans with.